Loan Me Your Husband (Deluxe Bonus)

Loan me your husband

And I will loan you mine

Loan me your husband

And I will loan you mine

I want him to love me

Your husband looks so fine

I need your husband

Please don't be mad at me

I need your husband

Just how square can you be

He can love both of us

It's ok with me

I'm a fast frantic woman

But my man is slow as a snail

I'm a fast frantic woman

Last week I went to jail

I gotta quit this turkey

He couldn't get me out on bail

I want your husband

I know that is not right

I love your husband

No need for us to fight

Don't be so selfish

Loan your man to me tonight