Paul.

I met Paul McCartney at an L.A. after party

In a tux made by Armani

Wondering what I'm doing here

We were about to leave and our friend

Greg asked if we'd like to meet him

No one would believe me

Except, I swear, my mom was there

One foot in front of the other

One foot in front of the other

They tell you, "Don't meet your heroes"

Now I'm shaking his hand

I don't know what I expected

Turns out he's just a man

Forgot to ask for a picture

So now nobody knows

That I met Paul McCartney, he was like Jesus but taller

Laying untied on my placard, he was messing with my collar

And I asked why I wore it this way, I told him it's a mistake

I changed it earlier today from a clip on

They tell you, "Don't meet your heroes"

Now I'm shaking his hand

I don't know what I expected

Turns out he's just a man

Forgot to ask for a picture

So now nobody knows

That the reason I make music is my dad

Played "Let It Be" on 45

But I just talked about the weather

He said, "I can't tie a bow tie"

I said, "Paul, neither can I"

And both our wives just rolled their eyes

At how helpless we both can be

Guess I've got that going for me

One foot in front of the other

One foot in front of the other

Someone said, "Have fun in Fiji"

Turned and it was Dave Grohl

He was talking Survivor

With Survivor's, Jeff Gross

Asked Maren, "Where the hell are we?"

She said, "Who the hell knows"

One foot in front of the other

One foot in front of the other

Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh