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Mom was baking late last night
Kitchen messy, tree lights bright
Cookies stacked in a Christmas tray
But something strange got in the way
She switched the sugar with MDMA
Now the family is buzzing on Christmas day
Grandma smiling, won't sit down
Uncle's dancing, spinning round
Hey everyone I made some cookies
Yay! Cookies!
Why is the Christmas tree glowing?
This is... Zaagphoric!
Hey!
Merry Christmas!
Dad keeps talking way too fast
Says this Christmas is the best at last
Kids are laughing, eyes all wide
Neighbours wonder what's inside
She switched the sugar with MDMA
Now the family is buzzing on Christmas day
Grandma smiling, won't sit down
Uncle's dancing, spinning round
She switched the sugar with MDMA
Now the family is buzzing on Christmas day
Grandma smiling, won't sit down
Uncle's dancing, spinning round
Merry f'in Christmas!
Ho ho ho!
Yay! Best Christmas ever!