I am a waste
I am a waste of space
I live in a flat
Flat in a flat on place
I keep a cat
A cat who keeps a grudge
The screws on the electric meter
Will not budge
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I am a waste
I am a waste of time
Don't fill in forms
Won't pay my bills on time
I'm a bad model
For any son of mine
Staying on the dole
Turned down a job at Heinz
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I sang a song
The song was a waste of breath
'Cause you didn't hear
And if you did
You'd have talked over it
I think it's time
That we both learn to laugh
The lightning hit the telly
And we took a bath
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