Grey Poupon

I put an egg in the washing machine

I wanted it to be clean

Before I threw it at your face

I woke up on the bathroom floor

The night left wanting more

Food out my body without a trace

Get up and rally

In the alley

I got something you might like

Up and rally

In the alley

I got something you might like

Tongue too hot

Like you drink Grey Poupon

I don’t even care

If you’ve got a fucking dress on

I hate you

But I’ll fuck

Tomorrow’s not my issue

I love you

Or I want to

Pretend like I still need you

Spread me on some sour dough bread

Hold the mayo do mustard instead

Wrap me in some paper to eat

Wash me down with unsweet ice tea

As I get older I turn a cold shoulder

To all of my big responsibilities

I sneak out of my own house

Short skirt when it’s cold out

I might even use my old fake ID

Get up and rally

In the alley

I got something you might like

Up and rally

In the alley

I got something you might like

Tongue too hot

Like you drink Grey Poupon

I don’t even care

If you’ve got a fucking dress on

I hate you

But I’ll fuck

Tomorrow’s not my issue

I love you

Or I want to

Pretend like I still need you

Spread me on some sour dough bread

Hold the mayo do mustard instead

Wrap me in some paper to eat

Wash me down with unsweet ice tea