You're a Champion

Majestic, you guessed it

A natural born winner like Bruce Jenner

You can stretch it but the Skinnee J is thinner

Tim cues up the tape, here's a tip to try Latham

Not Latham we box 'em and we wrap 'em

So bring these beats with trash can snares

Reverse high hats studio, demolition May Day

It's a J day when we say

Hey hey, stumpy Johnson sets the pace

But we still roll the place

Well, you just heard the serve, so here's my volley

We double up your pleasure like Bhoutros Bhoutros Gahli

So forget about your first and second guesses

And if you want to join the circle, just order breakfast

Now, pass the baton to the next and run along

Try a mile in my shoes and get used to the phenomenon

On and on like a triathlon, step to the podium

Whose the real champion?

You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion

You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion

You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion

You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion

You're a champion, you're a champion, you're a champion, yeah

You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions

You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions

You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions

You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions

You're all champions, you're all champions, you're all champions

Champs

Well, here it goes, I flows like a nose in January

Fuck it, I drop the bomb like the bucket at the prom in Carrie

Swing like a chimp, well, slam like a champ

When I die fat and old they're gonna put me on a postage stamp

I take chances, never take shorts

I grab the microphone just for the sport like soccer

Dribble up the middle and I rock ya from Cape Town to uptown

Burning like vodka on your tongue

When I brung poetry like Suess, Horton heard me

They agreed to turn him loose

My cup runeth over with the versus 'til they spillin'