My Buddy's Back

My buddy's back from that wicked long war

I can't wait to tell him that I finally did score

He wrote he's old enough to finally buy us beer

My buddy's back and I want the world to hear

My buddy's back, hope he still likes tipping cows

Hope he still digs playing Maiden loud

I watched his girlfriend, when he saw me he said, "Thanks"

I washed his chonies and they were crazy, crazy rank

My buddy's back

My buddy's back

My buddy's back from that wicked long war

He'll do his Kung Fu on the bullies down the street

I'll explain with a license you can have weed

Show him all the new movies that came out

Explain they redo all the cool ones (and they all suck)

Band's back together, he's our singer and he'll shout (Raw)

We play in my dad's garage on Wednesdays (Come check us out)

I can't believe my best buddy is back

Because he rejoined our guild on the World of Warcraft

And at the airport I brought him a beer,

His dog, his mom, his car,

His girl, a hot pizza and our weird buddy Rob (what's up?)

My buddy's back

My buddy's back

My buddy's back from that wicked long war

My buddy's back

My buddy's back

My buddy's back from that wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked long war

Yeah, that crazy, crazy war

Ah, that crazy, crazy war

Yeah, that crazy, crazy war

Maybe his mom will stop coming by

She makes me pancakes, hot dogs and apple pie

I'll finally get to stop walking his mean dog

But he ain't getting back his '70 Dodge Dart

His sister's now my girl, over the summer she got cute

If you let me date her, when I see you I'll salute

I know he won't dig the ending of Lost

But he'll laugh that our bass player Rob is now a cop (what's up?)

My buddy's back

My buddy's back

My buddy's back from that wicked long war

My buddy's back

My buddy's back