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You certainly cannot skate
In any sort of animal herd
But you can at least politely skirt
That steady stream of commuters
These lovely, competent folks
Their lanyards dangling work IDs
Pressed into duty
Serving this economy
You certainly cannot skate
On any sort of wheel
What would the Christmas card list think
If we somehow got you killed?
That's not to kill the joy
Stay-at-home or say don't bother
Don't blame the boy
He spent a lot of time with a neurotic father
Everybody loves Mr. Kiddo
He's Mr. Kiddo
He's Mr. Kiddo
Everybody loves Mr. Kiddo
He's Mr. Kiddo
He's Mr. Kiddo
Shopkeepers gush and the world's made glad
To thine own self stay bad
He's ostentatious dad
Everybody loves Mr. Kiddo
He's Mr. Kiddo
He's Mr. Kiddo
Elderly neighbors trust he knows just what to do
To thine bad self stay true
Big bumptious kangaroo