Watching You Sleep

I love beer, I love my truck

I love to drive when I'm real drunk

I love big tits, I love big booties

And I love cold beer inside my koozie

I love to go out late at night

And drive to your house with no headlights

And I love sneaking onto your back porch

And breaking in through your back door

Baby, I love watching you get some sleep

While I sit in the dark and stroke my meat

You look so cute, curled up tight

Laying there with your new man tonight

I'll drink my beer and hide right here

In your closet, baby, have no fear

We may be divorced, but I still need

To beat my meat while you're fast asleep

I love sending nudes, I love beef stew

I love fake boobs and Mountain Dew

I love flags that say don't tread on me

And I love spitting dip in my sweet tea

I love the quiet late at night

When I kill the engine and cut the lights

I peek right through your window screen

And watch you sleep like a movie scene

Baby, I love watching you get some sleep

While I sit in the dark and stroke my meat

You look so cute, curled up tight

Laying there with your new man tonight

I'll drink my beer and hide right here

In your closet, baby, have no fear

We may be divorced, but I still need

To beat my meat while you're fast asleep

So I crack one more beer and I take one last peek

Then I slip out the door and back into the street

I ain't looking for trouble, I ain't making a sound

I'm just beating my meat on familiar ground