LIFEGUARD

She's like a blockbuster movie

The way she's got them parking tickets

She tastes like a strawberry smoothie

The way she craves my D's, she's got rickets

When she plays hard to get, she looks all goofy

Cause I know she jump for me like crickets

When I show up, with the summer tan

With another hot chick in a fancy van

She gon' throw up, cause I'm her dream man

With a cheesy thick stick and a business plan

I'mma whistle baby, whistle baby

Like I'm your lifeguard

Shake it baby, shake it baby

You got me real hard

You dazzle me, bedazzle me

Like glitter in a leotard

You ate it baby, ate it baby

Like the black ball in billiards

Ooooh But tell me this

Have you ever met a lifeguard built like this?

Ooooh It ain't a stretch

Ain't here to save lives, just to tan and flex

A kid just drowned, but babe, you're the real crime

I showed up to tan, not risk jail time

In my block, in my block

In my block, in my block, I fold up any man like origami

Wash up any man like a tsunami

I'm a fire, fireball, wherever I roll

Always in a chase, never pay the toll

I got that Asian, vacation glow

And I pour some whiskey on my flow

I'm so in love, I might just write you a verse

Others will be like Labubu around your purse

I can never ask if the kitty is pink

Or if it's fishy, or if it stink

I'm like, hey, is it Sakura season?

Tell me if I'm about to snorkel, I hate the treason

Scorching sunbeam

My American dream

California palm trees

Katy Perry pop cheese

I'mma whistle baby, whistle baby

Like I'm your lifeguard

Shake it baby, shake it baby

You got me real hard

You dazzle me, bedazzle me

Like glitter in a leotard

You ate it baby, ate it baby

Like the black ball in billiards