Hater For Life

I'ma be a hater for life

I spend my days waiting to complain to my wife

Over some little shit like chicken strips

They raising the price

People are idiots I'm sick of it and ain't nothing nice

Goddamn that's a nitpicky king

Obsessing over messes and the little sticky things

My kid leaves on the couch counter or the kitchen sink

Every person that I meet feels like I found the missing link

They're like Tui man you lost your smile

I had to move to the burbs and it's got no style

The food is barely seasoned every tacos mild

And folks ain't got self awareness in the Costco aisles

Even the hippies are conservative and don't believe in science

Talking bout curing cancer with special meals and diets

I'll tell you what it's a slippery slope

From that crunchy mom wellness to their stealing the votes

Bro I see the world in black and white

You'll lose access to the pack if I

Decide that you're not acting right

Fact checking's just a fact a life

And keeping morals is a high tactic active fight

I just try to cope

Sometimes the little things

Make me cry the most

Disrupt my routine

And I might tie the rope

I reckon it's the spectrum

But I'm frightened to get diagnosed

I'll be a hater for life

A hater for life?

I'm sick of snake eyes every shake of the dice

I need a piece of pie I'm taking a slice

Just trying to live

I'll be a hater for life

A hater for life?

I know the negativity ain't making it right

But give me grace every day is a fight

I met your favorite rapper he was shorter than shit

And lacking in charisma coulda stolen his chick

He get online and lie like he's as cold as it gets

And probably fibs about the takes on that performance he did

It was a lot

And plus I had to coach him

As soon as he left me and Ben got to roasting

But I still gave that fool promotion

I'm a hater not a gate keeper

I like to dole out motion

But I be down in the dumps

At least it's extra exercise frowning this much

Sometimes I gotta rest my extra eye to power it up

It's exhausting seeing awfulness so loudly get love

Cuz I knew diddy was a creep in the 90s

A proud player hater's how you'd define me

Made it a blanket accusation for denying

Anyone pointing out all the evil he was hiding

And it's so easy to spot

The ones beating the odds are the seediest lot

Your wealthy idols would even leave you a drop

So we should eat them after we get done defeating the cops

Hey look I'll be a hater for life

This is what is sound like when I complain to my wife

The worst people winning and we paying the price

I'll be a hater for life yeah yeah yeah

I'll be a hater for life

A hater for life?

I'm sick of snake eyes every shake of the dice

I need a piece of pie I'm taking a slice

Just trying to live

I'll be a hater for life

A hater for life?

I know the negativity ain't making it right

But give me grace every day is a fight