Trippin' On My Flip-Flops

Dressed in neon, leaving the port, slowly racing out to sea

The tall, wide, and short, looking for another place to be

Getting settled in my cabin getting my sea legs on

With drinks in either hand I'm going going and gone

Trippin' on my flip-flops

Baking in the sun

Everyone a one man show

Only out to have some fun

Trippin' on my flip-flops

With drinks in either hand

I'm too far from my cabin

And two days from reaching land

Good luck finding a table when the buffet masters invade

You may be young and able but you best eat or get out of the way

They have more than what they need but they need just one more

They've had one too many for who's keeping score

Trippin' on my flip-flops

Baking in the sun

Everyone a one man show

Only out to have some fun

Trippin' on my flip-flops

With drinks in either hand

I'm too far from my cabin

And two days from reaching land

Spending all day on this Floating Buffet

These professional hot dog eaters with their margaritas

Are ready for another perfect day (at Coco Cay)

They have more than what they need but they need just one more

They've had one too many for who's keeping score

The hot dog eaters form a line that leads to the back of the boat

They need another drink in hand just to keep themselves afloat

Trippin' on my flip-flops

Baking in the sun

Everyone a one man show

Only out to have some fun

Trippin' on my flip-flops

With drinks in either hand

I'm too far from my cabin

And two days from reaching land

Trippin' on my flip-flops

With drinks in either hand

I'm too far from my cabin

And two days from reaching land