Keep the Grubs Out

I'm the head of security of this establishment, sir

And what I say goes

And I'll have you know mate

That people with your disgusting haircut

Are not welcome on these premises

We have a responsibility here for our patrons

And we cannot risk their safety

Around vermin like you

Get the grubs out

Get the grubs out

Get the grubs out

Get the grubs out

I'm the manager at this venue sir

M-A-N-A-G-E-R

I've worked my ass off to ensure

That my venue is the best venue

In this small pathetic town

And I certainly don't need scum like you

Ruining that for me

We recently changed our house policy mate

And it now states that anyone with a mullet

Is a thieving, violent, volatile thug

We have a responsibility for our patrons here

We don't want anyone to get hurt

Get the grubs out

Get the grubs out

Get the grubs out

Get the grubs out

We appreciate your understanding sir

Feel free to come back when you get a haircut