Flexing On My Ex

I swear I'm always lying when I run into my ex

I wanna keep it 100 but I always got to flex

I'm playing like my life got better ever since she left

Damn it I'm so stressed but I'm acting like I'm blessed

Yeah so I tell her I've been busy as of late

But doing really good no scratch that I've been great

I got that big promotion so I really can't complain

I'm eating raw vegan plus now I meditate

Yeah, I've been taking time to focus on my chi

Aligning all my chakras and my body's energy

And I've been doing yoga for my flexibility

I really found my peace

Now that I got a prescription for weed, yeah

I'm doing Zumba

I'm learning tuba

I bought a Roomba

It keeps my room clean (yuh)

My new roommate

Is a woman

And I ain't bragging (woah)

But I think she likes me (maybe)

I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (oooh)

I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)

I can tell that she is not impressed, with me

Ooh I wish that we could have sex (yuh)

I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)

I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (on my ex)

I'm trying not to look down at her breasts, baby (woah)

It's been a while since I've had sex

Life is great

But I must admit that it ain't always been this way

I was in my feeling laying on the couch all day

Till' I saw this dope commercial and my whole life changed

Tell me have you heard of ITT Tech

I ain't trying to flex but it's on the internet

It's fully accredited so I'm pretty much set

For the ever shifting competitive modern job market

Digital research associate

Product integration analyst

Central security specialist

Implementation coordinator

Regional brand administrator

Human dynamics facilitator (yuh)

With expert staff and over 140 campuses nation wide, I'm set

(Lying) I'm so bad at flexing on my ex (oooh)