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It's getting hot
We were on a quest deep in the woods
Fighting monsters doing good
Then we found a cave a dragon's lair
With fiery eyes and a deadly glare
The warriors drew their swords ready to fight
But I had a plan to make things right
I stepped forward with a wink and a song
Turns out this dragon wanted to get along
Oh you won't believe what happened next
It's a tale that's sure to perplex
I fucked a dragon oh yeah it's true
Saved my friends didn't have a clue
She was fiery fierce and wild
Now I'm the dragon's favorite bardchild
I fucked a dragon made her purr
Now she's mine and I'm all hers
From slaying beasts to slaying hearts
This is where our story starts
We had a feast in her cozy den
She said "You're different from other men"
With scales so shiny and wings so grand
I found myself in a wonderland
We shared stories laughter and some mead
Then things got wild oh yes indeed
She leaned in close with a sultry glance
And that's when I knew I'd found romance
Oh you won't believe what happened next
It's a tale that's sure to perplex
I fucked a dragon oh yeah it's true
Saved my friends didn't have a clue
She was fiery fierce and wild
Now I'm the dragon's favorite bardchild
I fucked a dragon made her purr
Now she's mine and I'm all hers
From slaying beasts to slaying hearts
This is where our story starts
Now when we ride she's by my side
With wings so wide we take to the sky
The adventurers laugh they call me mad
But I'm the happiest bard they've ever had
Go
Go
With my dragon
Every night under the moon's soft light
We cuddle close oh what a sight
She breathes fire but I don't mind
In her embrace true love I find
The legends speak of heroes bold