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(2021 yeah)
Being a thug at Christmas ain't no easy thing (no it ain't)
Cos it's about the birth of Jesus and he is our King (savior)
And you can't equate no miracle with being a thug
Cos we don't want no water or wine even if it's in our jug
Courvoisier or caviar (beluga) is all we are stocking
And also great ideas to put in a thug's stocking
Being thugs at Christmas time
No we ain't drinking no mulled wine
We celebrate the birth of Christ
We get dressed up and we are iced
Thuggin' with my fam around the Christmas tree (mm)
Opening presents our faces filled with glee (natural flow) (happy)
But when we give our gifts it's of Jesus we are thinking
To the sound of bells and our watch straps are clinking (Rolex)
(Money) Telling stories about the three wise men
(Nebuchadnezzar and shit)
We are following the brightest star to Bethlehem
Thug stocking
Stuffed like a Turkey
The legality of its contents is quite mirky (don't ask)
But the hearts that put the gifts in there
Are pure (natural flow)
Filled with the richest gifts
We can procure
Got something for my homie
And something for my homie
A pair of thug homies
Being thugs at Christmas time
Listening to them sleigh bells chime
Celebrating a baby in a manger
To us thugs that baby ain't no stranger
Being thugs at Christmas time (we don't play around)
Listening to them sleigh bells chime
Celebrating a baby in a manger
To us thugs that baby ain't no stranger
Ding dong merrily we're so high (blazed)
Don't judge me for eating all of these mince pies
Best time of year to have the munchies
Because this thug is gonna be eating
Three Christmas lunchies (sheesh)
Singing that song about the cattle lowing (moo)
All those thug bitches out there ho-ing (ho ho ho)
Having a three way with Santa and Mary (gospel truth yo)
That's the immaculate conception
Pop her cherry (aw that's disrespectful)
Hanging brain with my 'big man'
Saint Nick (don't don't rhyme it with dick) (I'm gonna do it)
Call him 'big man' cos of that swinging dick (oh) (there it is!)
Emptying his sack once a year at Christmas time
The place looks like a crime scene with all his thick slime
Being thugs at Christmas time
Mrs Claus this year you're mine
Giving you normal dick as a gift
Still handles nicely when it's stiff
Being thugs at Christmas time
Mrs Claus this year you're mine
Giving you normal dick as a gift
Still handles nicely when it's stiff
Not fucking around never fucking around
It's always true and honest with TIFG
Steve and Rob
Ballin' 26-5 (yeah)
Sheesh
Beluga
(Yep - another classic)