HIKER BOY

In every hike, I walk like a zombie

No handlebars, I bounce like Bambi

Go up like Caesar, then I flee like Pompeii

If I lose the way, I let the tree say

Travel on legs, yeah, I break a few

Boots beat bikes when I'm passing through

I don't sleep with the AC on

Because I'm hot, but I'm cold to the bone

All my socks turn brown

Walked every inch of my town

If there's a hike, I go down

If there's a bike, man, get down

Because rum-pum-pum, you're about to run, run, run, run

Ah

I'm a hiker boy, not a biker boy

Not your stereotypical, typical biker boy

I'm a striker boy, on nature joy

Never on wheels, I'm a leg kind of boy

Yeah, I'm a slider toy, bag tighter boy

I'm the H to the I, K to the R hiker boy

I'm the H to the I, K to the R hiker boy

I'm the H to the I, K to the R hiker boy

In every hike, me and the gang are like The Walking Dead

They swear they won't do it again, but I put it in their head

I be like, walk it like it's the catwalk

Work those legs like it's the mouth of a croc

Sprint it like you're a software engineer

And run, run like you put the D on gear

In every hike, I sweat like I was at the pool

I be like, psych, this spot is so Insta-cool

If you dislike, take your shit to a coffee shop

I mean, I was a city boy, now I'm buying boots at the thrift shop

Uh-uh, steep hill ahead

Uh-uh-uh, wish I was in my bed

Uh-uh-uh, salami and a bread

Uh-uh-uh, drink water like it's mad

No GPS, I go by the vibe

Hike in the rain, in the heat, I slide

Mountain calling me, I don't hit decline

Never on pedals, working up that incline

Cause rum-pum-pum, you're about to run, run, run, run

Yeah

I'm a hiker boy, not a biker boy

Not your stereotypical, typical biker boy

I'm a striker boy, on nature joy

Never on wheels, I'm a leg kinda boy