Ella Erricson's Elephant's Ethiopian Eel Eruption (Eloping Extravaganza)

I'm so torn between everythin' in my life

So I take all my future plans and hang them out to dry

Before long I'm having mad crazy visions

My life's finna take a turn for the better

Inside my mind there's pirates and gold and parrots and eloping

I'm reminded of a girl who ran away from home

With some sort of elephant-eel-raccoon hybrid thing

The whole town searched for her very strange union

Until they found her disemboweled in a tree

Inside her mind there were elephants and eels and raccoons and eloping

I do not have the patience

If you think I can deal with all of this, you're wrong

So very wrong right now (I can't believe what you're saying)

About this madeup girl? You are twenty-four years old

Go back to your work

Go teach all those kids

Do teach them about stars

Do teach them bout cigars

Be on the look out for babes for me

I think you're crazy if

Inside your mind there's elephants and eels and raccoons and

Eloping

Oh but pirates are cool, okay, I gotcha Timmy