I Haven't Told Her She Hasn't Told Me

I've got it, I've got it

I've been practising rather hard since I last spoke to you but

Now I've got something that really is, well just hear for yourself

I've got a clock that wakes me every morning for my train

I've got a corn that gives me warning when it's going to rain

I've had a dream that's coming true

I've got a sweetie in view

I'm as happy as I could be

'Cause I've fallen in love with a girl, you see

I haven't told her, she hasn't told me

But we know it just the same

Saturday night on her settee

Oh what a time there's going to be

I haven't told her, she hasn't told me

But we know it just the same

She still calls me mister

But she won't, I know she won't, after I've kissed her

I've got an idea soon there'll be

One little, two little, possibly three

I haven't told her, she hasn't told me

But we know it just the same