Ragebait

Hey, did you know you can make your computer run faster?

It's simple, you just press alt + F4

I'm so fucking bored, always getting ignored

So I'll get their attention with my devious jokes

I could be a troll, and they must pay the toll

As I tease, tease, tease, till their heads start to roll

I love the attention, I pull on the tension

Schrödinger's douchebag with crueller intention

A silly little guy that you cannot contain

I'll do it for the lulz, 'til I'm entertained

If I am pissing you off, then mission accomplished

Hook, line, and sinker in a barrel of goldfish

You've fallen for my trap

Wasted time you can't get back

I know you love my mischievous trait

I'm in love with the ragebait

I know I'm never right, I do this out of spite

Like the times I closed the pickle jar a little bit tight

I'm causing upheaval, I'm comically evil

And last I checked, poking the bear wasn't illegal

I love the attention, I pull on the tension

I'm six degrees away from the Geneva convention

If you see that I got into controversy

Hey, I didn't say that, I totally got hacked

Just kidding

I am pissing you off, and mission accomplished

Hook, line, and sinker, can you take what I can dish

I love it when you rage, like the world is my stage

Like poking animals in a cage

I'm in love with the ragebait

Oh yeah, this is just the beginning you motherfuckers

Now watch this

Give a tourist wrong directions

Bible in the fiction section

Make your wedding cake go splat

I'm your world so it is flat

Write your address in cement

Then I will run for president

Money will be spend on French dough

Or it's world war Teto

Wait, did I go too far?

When I closed that jar a little too tight for you?

Because it's very tight for me too

I should apologize

And set everything right

Wipe the smirk and stop being a jerk and-

Oh wait hold on, Miku just sent a google doc

Let's see...

She says what about my hair?

Aaahhhh

You just pissed me off

So congratulations bitch!

Hook, like and sinker, now I'm under the troll bridge

Eye for an eye

Now I'm on the other side

A multiplayer game that I lost

And now I hate this song

Cause fuck this, I'm out.

Screw you guys, I'm going back to utau

You guys are dickbags

And Guess what?

I fucked your moms and she said you're all adopted

She gave me her number and I'm never gonna call her again

Stop ignoring me!