Aaron Burr, Sir

1776

New York City

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

That depends, who's asking?

Oh, sure, sir

I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service sir

I have been looking for you

I'm getting nervous

Sir, I heard your name at Princeton

I was seeking an accelerated course of study

When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours

I may have punched him, it's a blur, sir

He handles the financials?

You punched the bursar?

Yes! I wanted to do what you did

Graduate in two, then join the revolution

He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid

So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

You're an orphan? Of course!

I'm an orphan, God, I wish there was a war

Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for

Can I buy you a drink?

That would be nice

While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice

Talk less

What?

Smile more

Ha

Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

You can't be serious

You wanna get ahead?

Yes

Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

Ah-yuh-yo, yo-yo-yo, yo!

What time is it?

Showtime!

Like I said

Showtime! Showtime! Yo!

I'm John Laurens in the place to be (whoo!)

Ay, two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three (ha!)

Those redcoats don't want it with me

'Cause I will pop-chick-a-pop these cops 'til I'm free!

Ay, oui, oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette

The Lancelot of the revolutionary set

I came from afar just to say, "Bonsoir"

Tell the King, "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!

Brrah, brrah! I am Hercules Mulligan, up in it, lovin' it

Yes, I heard your mother said, "Come again?" (Ay)

Lock up ya daughters and horses

Of course, it's hard to have intercourse

Over four sets of corsets (wow)

No more sex, pour me another brew, son