Not Like Me

Commit to the bit

As I sit here pondering, I start to wonder

About the universe and our place in it's splendor

I look out to the sky and see the stars, ain't life

Beautiful like that? Even though it's filled with pain and strife

Hand me a knife, it's about to get heavy in here

Cause my lobotomy isn't complete, finish here

The only thing that keeps me going is my influences

My nights are filled with me sitting on the fences

Cause I can't decide shit, I've got executive dysfunction

Nothing scares me more than a 7 way junction

And the crowd goes...

Nothing you idiots, I'm not that big yet, I can't function

I guess I'll just get high on life, use lemonade as crack

Drink so much I'm trying to fight scurvy, it's back

That feeling in the pit of my stomach, must be hunger

And you best believe that ade is spiked, now I'm drunker

Hey, hey kids, don't you wanna be like me?

Talk like me? Act like me? Be like me?

Well then all these lessons happen to be free

But who are you supposed to be? Not like me

Yeah we live in the land of the brave and the free

But Im telling you I'm the worst example to be

Just go back home and watch reruns of glee

Yeah who are you supposed to be? Not like me

Where was I going with this? I have no idea

I wanna reenact my life on TV like norbit or Madea

Inside jokes and deadpan humor for days

And a side plot about a horse who won't eat hay

But get this, the horse dies in the pilot to make glue

The factory takes him away and the kids go boo hoo

I date these bars harder than I date my girl with these references

Like I said, I'm sitting on fences

Trying to look up skirts and be naughty

And it's all a part of the show, plus I learn karate

But enough about the show, it's just a pipe dream

If I had a nickel for every dream I had, I'd scream

From joy because I'd be rich as Elon, I dream a lot

My gravestone will be shaped in a cloud at my plot

Oh well, I guess it's time to make a final decision

Here we go again, let's make that last incision

Hey, hey kids, don't you wanna be like me?

Talk like me? Act like me? Be like me?

Well then all these lessons happen to be free

But who are you supposed to be? Not like me

Yeah we live in the land of the brave and the free

But Im telling you I'm the worst example to be

Just go back home and watch reruns of glee

Yeah who are you supposed to be? Not like me

Trust me, I'm the complete opposite of a role model

I find my life's meaning at the bottom of the bottle

The only thing that's worth something is these raps

But that's a matter of opinion, definitely not facts

I just got myself an mpk mini

I'm learning how to make beats on the skinny

Cause i'm a noob at this shit, I don't know what to do

I dream one day i'll be as famous as erykah badu

I start a lot of my sentences with the word I

Am I narcissistic or just bragging to the sky?

Time is a flat circle, a great philosopher once said

If you ask me, my favorite pastime is my bed

I sleep all day and rap all night

If you don't believe me, that's okay, it's alright

You'll realize that you slept on me one day

I just hope that I can take the pain away