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Celebrate this night with me
It's trailer made
Although it's not the last time
Oh, yeah
Hello little internet troll
Always online little internet hoe
I hope you find all that internet gold
May the mother boy bless your little internet soul
Clickbait, get that internet yo
Hurry up and make another internet foe
And as far as the internet goes
I'm sure you're so tough with all your internet quotes
They don't want none of this internet smoke
You a big dawg, let the whole internet know
Put on a little internet show
Spend every afternoon on the internet bro
You a gangster, you moving keys baby
You so hot, it's just crazy
I know being the king is so nice
In your lonely, lonely, lonely little internet life
You probably had a couple sandwiches today
No crust big boy, you like your sandwiches that way, huh?
Oh, you just playing by your own rules
Who cares if you don't cook, work, or go to school?
Momma dad said to grab the slack
You gotta make some people mad so they comment back
Hey, step off, I need that little hit of dopamine
I got my whole life inside this computer screen
Oh yes, you're blessed, your jokes are the best
Got your Wi-Fi password tatted on your chest
I bet your mouse pad, made out of King Kong skin
How dare these piss ants stop responding
It's your right to type away most of your life
Hope this device satisfies you more than the wife
You little bitch, know that it be feeling you get
At night when you step in the bathroom and cut on the light
And look right inside the mirror with depression and anger
And see a scared little kid that needs attention
From strangers to feel relevant
Or maybe you just really don't get it
High school is over, grow up you fucking pathetic
You a wannabe gangster, fucking catfish imposter
A vicious little soul brittle keyboard monster