Ima Korean

One day you'll say "Why is everyone dead?"

"Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said?"

Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place

It's planet of the apes

Rucka Rucka Ali

I'm a Korean

And I'd like my Chinese food cooked right

'Cause they're not giving me the good rice

And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian

I don't like how my beef pork looks like

And the last time I eat your food I got the

Rice chicken beef tofu

Now, I poop while I'm peeing (Hee-hee)

And you might not believe I could fight

I'm a white belt but I have two stripes

I don't like all you little blue eyed, dumb, white Europeans

I would like to just drink my bud light

Maybe bomb couple thing in Hawaii

And blow up the countries I don't like

'Cause I'm a Korean

I'm not that nice (uh uh)

I build a bomb (yeah)

Then pick a country (you)

And blow it up

I work for NASA (cool)

We look at stars (wow)

You know Apollo?

That movie is, good

I talk like "Ching chang chong"

Why do you drop on me so much, Napalm?

I been trained to kill with my Taekwondo

And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store

(B-B-Bonzai)

I like to play magic cards

You heard of China?

I was in charge of China-Town

In Vietnam

I'm still around

(You can come through to play)

When I play poker, I just throw all my chips in

Hello, I'm yellow just like Homer Simpson

I smoke coke, it's fun

You think I'm joking man

I made a lot of money from Pokémon

I'm a Korean (Hee-hee)

I think Michael Jackson's a good guy

I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys

'Cause in my country we can touch young guys

On their penis (Hee-hee)

And my wife is 13 and cooks my

Macaroni n' cheese so good I got her out on the street