Dixon Cider

Sometimes you have bad days

Days when you think nothing can bring you up

But if you got a girl

You got nothing to worry about

Just listen here

And we'll tell you just what's up

Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider

And show her love with your Dixon Cider

And fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider

In her mouth hole flowing down inside her

Then grab her grandma get some Dixon Cider

Too old to handle all the Dixon Cider

And show her family your Dixon Cider

In her mouth hole flowing down inside her

You might not get it yet so I'm gonna tell you again

(Hey, hey, oh)

Then you can shout it out and go tell all your friends

(Hey, hey, oh)

I love Dixon Cider and I will 'til the day that I die

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I would even choose it over

Uh, um, I guess pie?

It makes me feel so good

I wanna have more Dixon Cider

If I don't enough, I'll beg and plead

'Cause girl you know just what I need

I'm on a mission for some Dixon Cider

If your girl don't want it then you best go hide her

'Cause I'll find her, give her Dixon Cider

Push, shove it all down inside her

Make her thirst for the Dixon Cider

Put it on a string so I can ride her

All day, everyday, Dixon Cider

Can't wait to pour it all inside her

Dixon Cider! (Dixon Cider!)

I was 13 when I had my first Dixon Cider

I had so much, when I'd talk, I would slur

Parents didn't like it, there was nothing they could do

Then my mama tried it, she started slurring too

My dad said, "No more Dixon Cider until you're older"

I said, "Hell no!", so I ran him over with a boulder

And now my ass is stuck in this crappy foster care

Can anyone save me from this killer bear?

No, no, get away from me bear, no, no

It don't matter who you are

White, Black, Asian or Hispanic