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If Jesus had a sister, would she bring him down to earth?
Say, "Jesus, I'm your sister, I can say for what it's worth"
You might find immortality but what's the good of that to you?"
Your father is a carpenter, why don't you get a trade too?
The authorities won't tolerate these claims he tends to make
Calls himself a Messiah when he's assumed to be a fake
If Jesus had a sister, she'd say "Get real, Mister!
Of course, he has a mother and though she's very nice
She never seems to offer any sensible advice
If Jesus had a sister, she might put up a fight
Climbing up a mountain, preaching to one and all
It might sound like a humble sermon but pride comes before a fall
The truth may still elude us but it'll catch up in the end
Or my name isn't Judas and Jesus is not my friend
If only he had a sister to say, "Get real, Mister!