Shave 'em Dry

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,

I got somethin between my legs that'll make a dead man cum,

Ride me honey, shave 'em dry and when you hear me hollerhollerbaby, shave 'em dry.

Well I fucked all night and all day, daddy

and I feel just like I wanna fuck some more.

C'mon on ride me honey, shave 'em dry

Oh please now baby you can't shave, hell I want u to try.

I'm gon turn back my mattress, gon turn back my springs

I want u to grind me baby till the bells do ring

Ride me honey, shave em dry

I'll fuck u baby. Aww honey I'll make u cry.

Now if fuckin was the one thing that could get me to heaven

I'd be fuckin all night until the clock struck 7.

Cmon ride me honey, shave em dry

Oh please now baby, honey shave em dry

Now ur nuts hang dwn like a damn bell clapper and ur dick stands up like a steeple.

Your goddamn asshole stands open like a church door and the crabs walk in like people.

Oh shave em dry

Oh please now baby Cmon shave em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin corn

And a pig gets fat from suckin

When ur sweet as pork fat like I am,

Baby I got fat from fuckin.

Yeah shave em dry

Oh please now baby

Cmon shave em dry.

Now my back is made of whalebone

and ur cock is made of brass

and my fuckin was made for workin these 2 dogs that have gon round to kick my ass.

Yeah shave em dry

Oh please now baby

Oh honey won't u shave em dry?