Slender Man Blues

I stand 'bout five feet ten

I weigh 'bout one forty-five

I got something good for you, baby

Make you, make you glad you're alive

I said don't put me down

Baby, don't put me down

'Cause I'm a slender man

I got something good for you, baby

That none of those, none of them big boys can

Now won't you get me started

I won't stop until you do

You don't need a man the size of a Frigidaire

I said freeze up on top of you, that's right

I said don't put me down

Baby, don't put me down

'Cause I'm a slender man

I got something good for you, baby

That none of those, none of them big boys can

Now I heard this one woman talking

She said I'm gonna leave them skinny men alone

I guess she never heard to get the sweet meat

You gotta get close to the bone, that's right

I said don't put me down

Pretty baby, don't put me down

'Cause I'm a slender man

I got something good for you, baby

That none of those, none of those big boys can