Kool Keith Housing Things

Well I'm sonically, high bionically

For you dummies, ironically stupid

What are you, Cupid?

To steal my rhymes, and then you loop it

Wrong! Back this way

Follow me now, head this way

Into this, while I rap on through this

For many germs, who never knew this

Switch is upside down

Turn around, look in the mirror

You rap catchers, makin' a error

Every inning, I'm back to the dugout

You on the field, I'm ready to bug out

Like a manager, smackin' up your team

Male or female, ducks who dream

Of takin' me on the mic and makin' me

Rack up, MC's I'll stack up

Foreign precinct rappers need to back up

Quickly, I'ma rip your brain off

Throw it down so the blood can drain off

My hands, while I wave to fan

I'm Kool Keith, not a Bill or a Dan

But a General, equal to a mineral

Pushin' a crowd to keep on dancin'

I'm housing things

Now I'm back, to continue my verses

I'm never screamin' loud with any curses

Roughly, that a child could learn

I teach kids and ducks that burn

With flamethrower, and how do you show a

A grass rapper, cut him with a lawnmower

Twice, into golden wheat

Grind the rest into moldin' meat

And cook 'em, 'til they all well done

They not ready, they don't smell done

Like fish, it ain't my favorite dish

I grab a steak and a battle I wish

A Coke MC or Pepsi I'll sip up

Drop your face and bring the other lip up

Watch, while I stun and amaze you

Kick out lyrics that truly'll daze you

I'm your boss, the one that pays you

Nine-to-five, all ducks are hired

And when I come, MC's are fired

No pay, no way, today

You're unemployed with nothing to say

But I can say, one thing for sure

I'm housing things

I think it's pitiful, that you had taunted me

Your girl sulkin', she wanted me first

Before you was thought about

Back in the days when I taught about

Science, the real construction

No other solo team or production

Did that or got with that

I play brain-ball, usin' a bat

To your skull, smack it out the park

I rhyme bright, and you're in the dark

With shadows, hallucinating battles

To compel the capital K, as in "Kool"

Combine the "Keith"

Rap metal is terminal chief

Android, squashin' the beef

On time, and my mic will stay on

For any roach or germ who wanna prey on

A weakness, but my uniqueness

Has a way to show that I'm slicker

Creating rhymes, you have to be quicker

And versatile on the microphone

I'm Kool Keith, cold housing things

And I'd like to say whassup to my man Father Mashon

And also my brother Kevvy Kev

Ced Gee, Moe Love, TR

And my man I God, Paul C

Public Enemy and the Jungle Brothers

Peace, I'm outta here