6 Year Old Bully

First time in Wisconsin

It was a traumatic experience

Beautiful day at the lake

What happened next made me furious

6 year old bully

She stole my blue floaty

And took it across the lake

6 year old bully

She stole my blue floaty

And that just takes the cake

With my feelings sore

I climbed back to the shore

And grabbed a pink floaty

They laughed at me like never before

6 year old bully

She stole my blue floaty

And took it across the lake

6 year old bully

She stole my blue floaty

And that just takes the cake

Boating in Purple Lake

Wait

That's fake

It's white, where urinating is right

When it's time to go

Jump off the boat

And float

Relax and let it flow

6 year old bully

She stole my blue floaty

And took it across the lake

6 year old bully

She stole my blue floaty

And that just takes the cake