Wish We'd Gotten Drunk

I wish we'd gotten drunk

And fallen down confused

And I wish we'd gotten drunk

So the kiss had an excuse

The wine was left unopened

And the whisky untouched too

And now I'm wide awake and wondering

What I'm I to do

I wish we'd gotten hammered

And passed out in the dark

And I wish I'd slurred my words

When I said you had my heart

But we were walking straight

And I enunciated well

And now there's no way for me to pardon myself

You're so nice, yeah

You're so nice

Such a gentleman you are

And I was being too nice

I was being way too nice

I was carelessly holding your heart

Good thing it's never too late to get tanked

And claim the whole thing was misconstrued

It's never too late to get tanked

And shake the guilt loose

The wine's ready to open

And there's whisky for two

So in the morning when we wake up

We can blame it all on the booze