Did You Toot?

What was the sound

I heard just now

A sort of rumble bumble

Didn't come from the clouds

And now I get a sense

A funny smell in the air

A smell thats unmistakable

It's a smell I cant bare

Did you toot?

Did ya did ya did ya

Did you toot?

Oh man, come on

Did ya toot?

I think someone did it

Did ya toot?

Oh gosh, alright now

Now let's be real

It's not a thing to condemn

Cause we all feel better

After breakin' some wind

Yeah sure it's kinda silly

And it makes a fun sound

But you can't try to hide it

From anyone who's around

Some toots are big

Some toots are small

Some toots don't make

A toot sound at all

But that's no excuse

To be icky or crass

Just because a big toot

Came right out your...

Butt Butt Butt!

Did you toot?

Did ya did ya did ya

Did you toot?

Oh man, come on

Did ya toot?

I think someone did it

Did ya toot?

Oh gosh, alright now

Did ya toot?