I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again

I glued my balls to my butthole again

Oh my god, what did I do?

I can't take a dump

'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once, shame on you

Fool me twice, shame on glue

Good god, I pulled too hard

Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard

Oh god

I glued my balls to my butthole, baby

Oh my god, what did I do?

I can't take a dump

'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

My lady doesn't want a life

Of watchin' her man use a butter knife

Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack

Oh, baby, fuckin' please, just take me back

I glued my balls to my butthole, baby

Oh my god, what did I do?

I can't take a dump

'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once, shame on you

Fool me twice, shame on glue

Good god

I pulled too hard

Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard

Glued my balls

It was inevitable, baby

This could have happened to anyone

Life is just fun like that

I glued my balls to my butthole, baby

Oh my god, what did I do?

I can't take a dump

'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Good god

I pulled too hard

Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard

Good god

I pulled too hard

Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard