Slim Jims

And I know she worries about me, lately she's been on me

She was you know, you're getting older, you're on the road a lot

I want you to start eating better, eating healthier

I'm like, why? I'm 49 over half my life's gone

I want to enjoy the second half, you know

God Almighty, everything I like's bad for me

Liquor, nicotine, strange women

I love bad food, I love fried food, yeah buddy

Breaded food, I'll eat fried breaded bread

I think they call those hush puppies

I ate Slim Jims, yea-yes!

Meat sticks, you squeeze the end of them grease comes out of it

Oh, I love Slim JimsSlim Jims and beer, my two favorite things on the planet

Well not my most favorite, but it's in the top three

But see here's my deal, I love, I love bad food. I love everything bad for me

'Cause here's my whole thing, when my time finally comes

And I go to meet my maker, and I'm lying in that coffin and people are filing by

I don't want people to look in there and go, wow, he looks great

I'm dead, they've sewn my eyelids shut

I want people to walk by my coffin and look in it and go Jesus! He partied

And don't put a rose in my hand, put a Slim Jim, send me to heaven with a Slim Jim