Oops

I spilled my coffee on my only clean shirt

Tripped on the carpet, now my ankle hurts

I locked my keys in my car with the lights still on

And waved at a stranger who was already gone

Oops! I did it again-life's one big blooper reel

I'm slipping on bananas like it's part of the deal

If there's a wrong button, you know I'll push

My whole biography's just titled "Oops

I cooked some pasta, forgot the sauce

Fed it to the dog, he filed HR boss

I texted "I love you" to my plumber named Stan

Now he thinks we're engaged, but I'm not in the plan

Oops! My life's a sitcom, laugh track in my head

I tripped over wisdom and fell down instead

If life is a test, I'm the doodle in the book

Turn the page and you'll just see "Oops" that I took

Went for a jog but forgot how to run

Signed up for taxes just for the fun

They said "act your age!" I said "which one's mine

I'm overdue on adulthood by at least 99

Oops! I turned left when the sign said right,

I brought a fork to a soup-food fight.

If you wonder what my whole life looks-

Just picture a parade of eternal "Oops