Teledildonics

Sending packets of pleasure across the void

Receiving.. buffering.. deployed

Your device synced to my heartbeat

Three thousand miles between complete

Firmware update, new sensations available

Download intimacy, if you're capable

I'll make your hardware respond to my command

Through satellites, we'll never hold hands

Connect, disconnect, reconnect to me

Latency is our new intimacy

Feel me through your peripheral device

This is love at any price

Connection timeout

Please check your settings

Attempting to reconnect to partner

Sync restored.. Resuming protocol

For thirteen milliseconds we aligned

Your pleasure and mine combined

Then the lag returns us to our fate

Always coming

Just too late

Signal weak.. try moving closer to router

Our love measured in bandwidth

Disconnecting in 5.. 4.. 3.. two

Device successfully unpaired