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Mama, I shoulda listened to you
When you told me just what I needed to do
Because I've been staying out late at night
With all them girls that you don't like
But mama, this time, I swear I'm through
I'm through, I'm done
Because Linda was okay, she just had a couple babies
Sadie though that, there was crazy
Erica was cool but she paid a couple bills
But it was a struggle to keep her mouth out the pills
Jenny was a rocker, she was fun in the sack
But her green hair gave my granny a heart attack
And I like Pearson's intended spots for sherry muster
French kiss my freaking tackle box
But Angela would have got down on one beat
But we had that incident at the chucky cheese
Veronica was good on harmonica and bass
But a little too good she'd embarrass me on stage
Amanda was great she was real real nice
Until that night she chased me with a knife
Locked her out in the bedroom, put the dresser by the door
And I still heard her nails on the hardwood floor so
Mama, I shoulda listened to you
When you told me just what I needed to do
Because I've been staying out late at night
With all them girls that you don't like
But mama, this time, I swear I'm through
Mary quit paying on student loans
I think the IRS took her when I was young
Cindy was fit and she called me punk
But her kung fu grip kind of hurt my junk
Ashley drank, which I don't mind, but Ashley drank all the time
Breakfast beer was her stabilizer
Get home, she passed out off Jagermeister
Tina was sweet, she was such a giver
And when we broke up, she put my truck in the river
Julie was a cutie, but kind of sporadic
And I still think she might have cooked meth in my attic
Ellie was a biker and hard as nails
Used to fight old ladies in the yard sales
When I told her to leave because we was done
Five cops, two dogs, and a taser gun
Mama, I shoulda listened to you
Mum, this is Kimberly I was telling you about
When you told me just what I needed to do
She's a sweetie
Sometimes she think she's a pretty pretty
'Cause, I've been staying out late at night
With all the girls that you don't like
But, mama, this time I swear I'm through
You got to keep an open mind
See we're working through that
I mean, she doesn't do weird, she's calm
Mama, shoulda listened to you?
(She is fighting the dog)
She is not fighting the dog
(She is fighting the dog)
Told me just what I needed to be
I mean, well, I'll, I'll get her
Don't look her in the eyes right now
'Cause, I've been staying out late at night
With all the girls that you don't like (get off the dog)
But, mama, this time I swear I'm through
Get off Alpha Striker, get off Alpha Striker
Come on, let's go
Right!
Let's go
You're going to hear it right now
That's my mom's dog