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I make a date for golf, you can bet your life it rains
I try and give a party and some guy upstairs complains
I guess I'll go through life, catchin' colds and missin' trains
Everything happens to me
Oh, I never miss a thing, I've had the measles and the mumps
Every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps
I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps
Everything happens to me
At first I thought that you might end this jinx for me
Your love could come put an end to my despair
Now I can't fool that heart that really thinks for me
The way you've treated me is so unfair
When I telegraphed and called and sent an "Air Mail Special" too
Oh, your answer was goodbye, there was even postage due
I fell in love just once, oh and it had to be with you
Everything happens to me
At first I thought that you would end this jinx for me
Your love could put an end to my despair
Now I can't fool this heart that really thinks for me
To go on lovin' you would be unfair
I telegraphed and called, sent an "Air Mail Special" too
Your answer was goodbye, there was even postage due
I fell in love just once and it had to be with you
Everything happens to me