Drunk on Christmas [Single Version]

Christmas is a time, a special time of year

For peace and joy and happiness

Wonderment and cheer

For opening your presents underneath the tree

And spending countless hours with your family

That's why I'm drinkin', drinkin', drinkin'

I'm gonna drink all day

I'm going home for Christmas and my family's insane

Just gotta make it through the day and there's no other way

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

Can't be sober when I'm over everyone's bipolar

So cut the crap and get some Jack and put it in my soda

And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

I'm heading home for the holiday season

My dad's got a stick up his ass for some reason

My mother and my sister, they're no longer speakin'

And me, I'm drinkin'

Rum for mints, buy the shot

Gin and tonic, yeah why not

Black and tan, that's my jam

Irish whiskey I will slam

Jagermeister, Hefenmeiser

Stellas, Stoli and Budweiser

Santa, Santa, Santa, I got the family blues

Just fill my stocking full of vodka and a brand new suit

I need the Christmas spirit and by spirit I mean booze

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas day