Happens Every Time

Nah, everybody got friends

But the ones I'm talking about, you can't depend on

When the fifth's gone, got to go find that ugly broad from the bar just to get home

Waste your giant time to call them

You're dealing with an alcohol-em

But when they finally do call, they be like, "where we gonna party tonight?"

I guess I really can't say where I've been after seven licks of cocaine

Man, I'm pissed and I try to be a cool cat, school that

Take shots from the bar, give me something from the blue tap

I don't really go for the sour Amaretto

Something on the rocks, get it popping like Berettas

I'm buzzing like a Beano, rain blind milling in the bar

Tender say, "yes, a wild ass fella"

She should have said no

'Cause I really don't know how I'm getting back home

When the clock strikes five, say, "bye, get gone"

It's about time I realize something's gone wrong

'Cause Ryan just left in, trying to call West

Clay, and Tex, then Dustin next

But I know that I'm gonna want to step around the corner

Burn a bowl of marijuana, then I go into a coma-like

(Guess I'll just see you assholes tomorrow)

It happens every time

Passed out 'cause I'm drunk again

Woke up on the floor where I fell the night before

Couldn't tell you what got me here

But I know one thing that it happens every time

Mama say I got a lot to learn

But I'd rather be left alone

Sipping on my bourbon, I will never learn it

But I know one thing that it happens every time

Damn right it's going down tonight

Headed out to the county line

Got your girls in the bound to ride

Going out to get that mountain shine

Drip, drop, and plop in a little bit of butterscotch

Lemon drop pop with a cherry on top

Getting silly with a little bit of Willy

And it really then the party don't stop, stop

Hold up, I got a few more bars

And I'm getting down like I'm Bruno Mars

And I keep swerving like two go-karts