Sgt Crackers

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

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Hup, two, three, four

Sergeant Crockers

Cheese is out of the line

Put butter in his place

Cheese ready to march

Right turn Sergeant Crockers

Cheese seems to be doing okay

Two strike butter

The sun is out to get you

Forward march

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

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Attention

Sergeant Crockers

Butter seems to be losing weight

Sun don't like this place

Cheese seems to be doing okay Sergeant Crockers

He's growing hard

Hard

When cheese is around

Cheese is around

Sergeant Crockers

Around

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four

Hup, two, three, four