I Brake For Brunettes

Well I brake for brunettes

Blondes in Corvettes

Redheads that stop on a dime

Now the way I drive

It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time

So don't tailgate my pickup truck

Or you might just wind up in a wreck

No they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet

But I brake for brunettes

I let Firestone put me some new tires on

Just a few weeks ago

But man I swear

That wear and tear is already starting to show

Well I oughta just whistle and yell

But man I can't help myself

'Cause I brake for brunettes

Blondes in Corvettes

Redheads that stop on a dime

Now the way I drive

It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time

Don't tailgate my pickup truck

Or you might just wind up in a wreck

Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet

But I brake for brunettes

See my big skid marks by the wave pool park

And Judy's Beauty Salon

And Lord I tore up the street in front of Betty's Boutique

Where they come out with mini skirts on

Well I know I'm gonna wear out my tread

Down by Tina's tanning bed

'Cause I brake for brunettes

Blondes in Corvettes

Redheads that stop on a dime

Now the way I drive

It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time

So don't tailgate my pickup truck

Or you might just wind up in a wreck

No they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet

But I brake for brunettes

I brake for brunettes

Man I brake for brunettes uh-huh uh-huh woah