My Girlfriend's Dead

I once had a girlfriend

But then one day she dumped me

And everywhere I'd go people would ask me

Where she was

I don't wanna talk about her

Someone always asks about her

So I tell them all

"My girlfriend's dead"

I say it's leukemia

Or sometimes bulimia

Or a great big truck ran her over

And chopped off her head

I don't wanna talk about her

Someone always asks about her

So I tell them all

"She's dead!"

I guess there's a part of me

That likes the sympathy

Or the looks on their faces when I tell them

How she passed away

I don't wanna talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all

"She's dead!"

(My girlfriend's dead)

My girlfriend's dead you see

It's a total lie but it's easier on me

Than having to admit that she likes someone else

(My girlfriend's dead)

My girlfriend's dead you know

Please change the subject

I'm going to go jump off a building

And join her in heaven

I don't wanna talk about her

Someone always asks about her

So I tell them all

"She's dead!"

I once had a girlfriend

But then one day she dumped me

And everywhere I'd go people would ask me

Where she was

I don't wanna talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all

"My girlfriend's dead!"

I don't wanna talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all

"My girlfriend's dead!"