Goodness Gracious Me (1999 Remaster)

Oh doctor, I'm in trouble.

Well, goodness gracious me.

For every time a certain man

Is standing next to me.

Mmm?

A flush comes to my face

And my pulse begins to race,

It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,

Oh!

Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Well, goodness gracious me.

How often does this happen?

When did the trouble start?

You see, my stethoscope is bobbing

To the throbbing of your heart.

What kind of man is he

To create this allergy?

It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,

Oh!

Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Well, goodness gracious me.

From New Delhi to Darjeeling

I have done my share of healing,

And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed,

I remember that with one jab

Of my needle in the Punjab

How I cleared up beriberi

And the dreaded dysentery,

But your complaint has got me really foxed.

Oh.

Oh doctor, touch my fingers.

Well, goodness gracious me.

You may be very clever

But however, can't you see,

My heart beats much too much

At a certain tender touch,

It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,

I like it!

Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Well, goodness gracious me.

Can I see your tongue?

Aaah.

Nothing the matter with it, put it away please.

Maybe it's my back.

Maybe it is.

Shall I lie down?

Yes.

Ahhh...

My initial diagnosis

Rules out measles and thrombosis,

Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell,

Influenza, inflammation,