Spock's Brain

Admiral

The hyper-radiation in that warp converter is clockin' in at over 50 technobabbles

I cannae think of any way to fix it

Not any safe way at least

Logic

Any human would succumb to that much radiation

In under 30 seconds not enough to fix the ship

Logic

But a Vulcan could withstand it for 600 seconds

Enough to solve the problem

But it's a one-way trip

Logic

I never took the Kobayashi Maru

Logic

But I know what I would logically do

Logic

Many students many friends

And their needs outweigh the few

Or the one

Goodbye Jim

Before I go

I hereby award you the Captain's Commendation

I expect you will go on to do great things

Thank you sir thank you!

Wait where are you going?

Perhaps I will tell you the Vulcan way

My mind to your mind

No

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Spock bop-a-loo-bop

Ahhhh!

A-Spock-bam-boom

Ahhhh!