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Andy showed up to the party with a twitchy eye
He told the host he needed access to the WiFi
He's got a business proposition that he hatched inside his car
Involving selling NFTs of air inside a jar
He walked into the kitchen and reorganized the drawers
He sorted all the silverware and scrubbed the marble floors
He asked the dog a question, then he waited for a bark
He thinks he can communicate with poodles in the dark
He's grinding down his molars like a heavy metal mill
He's climbing up the curtains and he simply can't sit still
Nose Candy Andy
He's moving fast as light
He's trying to disassemble every gadget in his sight
Nose Candy Andy
He's sweating through his shirt
He's confident that gravity is something he can hurt
(Andy)
He cornered someone's grandma by the chocolate fondue
Explaining why the government is watching what we do
He tried to fix the television with a butter knife
He said he's trying to liberate the pixels back to life
He took his shirt off on the table, tried to start a fight
With a cardboard cutout of a beer promo knight
He's confident, he's sweaty, and he's talking way too loud
About a hidden treasure map he found inside a cloud
He's checking every window for a black unmarked sedan
He's the paranoid protagonist of his own master plan
Nose Candy Andy
He's moving fast as light
He's trying to disassemble every gadget in his sight
Nose Candy Andy
He's sweating through his shirt
He's confident that gravity is something he can hurt
The sun is coming up and now the shadow people creep
Andy's staring at the wall, he's terrified of sleep
He's taking apart the smoke detector looking for a cam
He's eating peanut butter straight out of the jar with ham
The cops are knocking on the door, a noise complaint was filed
Andy jumped straight through the window like a feral child
He's running down the alley in a single Gucci slide