I Just Googled Myself

I just Googled myself and discovered there is an amazing number of movies

That have been made about me

Comedies, romantic comedies, thrillers, dramas, documentaries

And I have no clue just how many statuettes

I must have helped these people win but the number's gonna be astonishing

I just stumbled upon a top 50 list about myself

It was a remarkable compendium of literature about me

And not even pulp, but actual literature, like classics, literary fiction, novellas

And entire collections of poetry and short stories

I just Wikipediaed myself and learned there are so

So many songs directly or indirectly about me in every genre

Across all of the eras, including by not only Bob Dylan himself

But even by Bob Dylan's own son

I may not be the most loquacious or well spoken of all the metropolitan statistical areas

But speaking on behalf of myself, I'd like to clear the air about some things

Like for example, when you insinuate I am "a character in and of itself"

I believe that to a certain extent denies me my proper agency