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Open the windows, Virginia
Let the wind blow the papers away
Don't know if you got it in ya
Just like a dunce in the eighth grade
You'll soon be an old maid
Schoolteacher
Rude preacher
Oh, cool creature
Schoolteacher
You're a beginner, Virginia
Simple arithmetic shows a delay
Do all the sums deep within ya
Oh yes, and then assign the grade
You'll soon be an old maid
Schoolteacher
Oh, rude preacher
Cool creature
Schoolteacher
Your soul's in limbo, Virginia
You found a formula for your mistakes
God doesn't know where to send ya
The Bible's black, all paint keepsakes
When your red hair's going gray
Schoolteacher
Oh, rude preacher
Cool creature
Schoolteacher
Schoolteacher
Rude preacher
Cool creature
Schoolteacher
Rude preacher
Cool creature
Oh, schoolteacher
Rude preacher
Ooh, schoolteacher
Cool creature
Schoolteacher
Schoolteacher
Rude preacher
Cool creature
Oh, schoolteacher