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Lost my job, came home mad
Got a hug and a kiss and that's too bad
She said, "I can go to work until you find another job"
I thought, "I like the sound of that"
Watch TV and take long naps
Go from a hard working dad to being Mr. Mom, well
Pampers, Melanin, a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time
Breakfast 6, nap set 9
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long
And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom
Football, soccer, and ballet
Squeeze in Scouts and PTA
And there's that shopping list
She left that seven pages long
How much smoke can one stove make?
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
It's more than any man can take being Mr. Mom, well
Pampers, Melanin, a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time
Breakfast 6, nap set 9
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long
And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom
And before I fall in bed tonight
If the dog didn't eat the classifieds
I'm gonna look just one more time
Pampers, Melanin, a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time
Breakfast 6, nap set 9
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long
Oh yeah, been crazy all day long
And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom
Mr. Mom
Yeah, balancing check books, juggling bills
Thought there was nothing to it
Baby, now I know how you feel
What I don't know is how you do it