Trio Medley: You Can’t Win / Slide Some Oil / (I’m A) Mean Ole Lion

You can't win

You can't break even

And you can't get out of the game

People keep sayin', things are gonna change

But I know it's just staying the same

'Cause you get in way over your head

You've only got yourself to blame

You can't win, child

Can't break even

You can't get out of the game

Ooh, you can't win

The world keep movin'

And you're just standin' behind

People keep sayin' things'll get better

To change your state of mind

So you lean back

And you smoke that smoke

You drink your glass of wine

You can't win, child

You can't break even

You can't get out of the game

You can't win

You can't win

No way, if your story stays the same

You ain't winnin'

But it's nice to see you

I'm awfully glad you came

Better cool it

'Cause it ain't about losin'

The world has got no shame

You can't win, child

You can't break even

You can't get out of the game

You can't get out of the game (woo!)

You can't win, no way

You can't win, no way

You can't win

You can't win, child

You can't win

You can't win

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

Step right up and save a life

Slide some oil to me

Let it trickle down my spine

If you don't have STP

Crisco will do just fine

Slide some oil to me

I'm beginning to feel just fine, fine

Slide some oil down my throat

And let me lubricate my mind

Yes! Let me lubricate my mind

Roar! Say what you wanna

But I'm here to stay

'Cause I'm a mean ole lion

You can go where you're wanna

But don't get in my way

I'm a mean ole lion

You'll be standing in a draft

If you don't hear me laugh

If you happen to come around

You best not make me frown

'Cause I just might knock you down

I'm a mean ole lion

How dare you touch the personage of a king?

You tacky package of horse fodder

Be gone, you little mangy mutt!

You, get out of here, dog

Roar! Roar!

I'm a mean ole lion

All you strangers better beware

This is the king, king of the jungle here

And if I happen to let you slide

Don't stand there, run and hide

You just caught my better side

I'm a mean ole lion

Mean ole lion

I'm a mean ole lion

I'm the king of the jungle

Roar! Roar!